Last week the boffins at Grasp Labs were running a few routine experiments and we made a startling discovery. Green Liquid Chalk helps you lift 1600% more.
Our man Ben, pictured here deadlifting two women, is normally only capable of lifting a paltry 237.5kg.
The boffins whipped out the green liquid chalk and check this out - he was capable of lifting two young elephants. That's a whopping 3,800kg.
The DOMs struck pretty bad the next day, but that's a story for another day.
Don't believe me? There's only one way to find out - go and buy liquid chalk. Quick.